Showing posts with label Ricky Gervais. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ricky Gervais. Show all posts

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Imported Fat, Unfunny White Guys


Ricky Gervais is being auditioned to host next year's Oscars. The British comic and TV star received initial attention from the show's producers after being slightly less hideous than everyone else during the recent dreadful Emmys broadcast. What will be different about the Oscars if Gervais hosts them? The bad political jokes will be delivered with an English accent. There will be even more sweat to mop from the floor than usual. It will be even gayer than when Billy Crystal was host.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Proud to be a Fat-Ass


Ricky Gervais says he would rather keep getting fatter and just buy new clothes than try to control his weight. "I get up, look in the mirror and say, 'Oh, you fucking fat bastard.' I have to throw my clothes away every three months because I get too fat for them." I applaud Ricky's unconventional lifestyle choice. Not everyone has the guts to just be a proud fat fuck. I do hope Ricky doesn't just throw his clothes away though. He should really take them to Goodwill - the poor people might need tents.