Ricky Gervais is being auditioned to host next year's Oscars. The British comic and TV star received initial attention from the show's producers after being slightly less hideous than everyone else during the recent dreadful Emmys broadcast. What will be different about the Oscars if Gervais hosts them? The bad political jokes will be delivered with an English accent. There will be even more sweat to mop from the floor than usual. It will be even gayer than when Billy Crystal was host.
