Male Bonding

With divorce comes the inevitable competition to make the kids love you more than they do the ex-spouse. Guy Ritchie knows how to play this game well. "Bet you don't do fun stuff like this with your mom do you Rocco?" Um, no dad...mom makes them go to Kabbalah meetings and questions them endlessly about how she looks. "You don't think my arms are too veiny do you Rocco?" Of course they're going to end up preferring you. In fact, I doubt you even need to try that hard.

Still Together

Madonna and Guy Ritchie took the trouble to go out together where there were photographers. They also brought Rocco and Lourdes along. Madonna's brother Christopher was not with them however. Madonna is probably mad at Christopher over the tell-all book he's releasing, even though there's nothing particularly revelatory in said book (Warren Beatty was worried about her cheating on him? So he went through her trash? Gosh!).

I'm wondering why Madonna and Guy are going through with this. Is it for the kids? Everyone knows they're over. They should just let it die. Poor Alex Rodriguez is waiting for his soulmate Madonna to be free.