Showing posts with label Soon Yi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Soon Yi. Show all posts

Monday, December 29, 2008

Oh Crap, No


Is there some store where old half-senile Jews can just buy Oriental kids? Okay, I give - it's his daughter. That probably wouldn't stop him but, whatever...I should cease before it creeps into defamation. Oh screw that...he's got that kid on his lap even as we speak. Viagra's a curse I'm telling you. "All papas do this with their daughters in America sweetheart. It's in the Constitution right after the part about the Vice President breaking ties in the Senate." Vicky Cristina Barcelona was okay though. Javier Bardem. Yum.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Jen Sucks Grandpa Breath

Jennifer Aniston went to dinner with Woody Allen and Soon Yi at Madeo yesterday. I'd be worried about Woody making a pass at Jen but she's way past the sell-by date as far as that old perv is concerned. Of course, a guy like Woody would probably be good for Jen right now. She needs an older man after that immature putz John Mayer. Hey, Ernest Borgnine! If she can tear him away from his fuck-mags and his roll of Bounty.