Maria Sharapova Has Arm Issues

What's up with tennis cutie Maria Sharapova's arm? It's starting to look like Rosie O'Donnell's thigh. Damn. That's brutal.

Kobe Bryant Naked

MediaTakeOut.com has acquired this picture of concierge-assaulting basketballer Kobe Bryant posing in the buff. Apparently, the picture was taken for a Sports Illustrated spread years ago, but Kobe got cold feet (literally and figuratively, bud-ump-bump) and had the pic nixed. I don't know, Kobe. I think this might've done wonders for your career had you let it be published. I know it's doing wonders for me right now.