MediaTakeOut.com has acquired this picture of concierge-assaulting basketballer Kobe Bryant posing in the buff. Apparently, the picture was taken for a Sports Illustrated spread years ago, but Kobe got cold feet (literally and figuratively, bud-ump-bump) and had the pic nixed. I don't know, Kobe. I think this might've done wonders for your career had you let it be published. I know it's doing wonders for me right now.
