Star Magazine claims Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting twin daughters.
“Brad can’t wait — he absolutely adores little girls,” a source said. “And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy.”
Angie loves seeing them excited? How the hell would you know? Bitch never changes expressions. She always has that "my life is so dramatic and important" face stamped on. Like music swells every time she takes a shit.
And I've got to wonder about the all-important balance of the universe. Two girls at once? That's gotta throw everything out of whack right? Three female blobs...not a round number. Angie will need to get pregnant with a fourth bio daughter pretty much immediately. Or maybe they could try the old Bill Cosby trick on one of the new girls...you know, blow really hard into her mouth and get something to sprout.
