Pete Wentz and
Ashlee Simpson got married on Saturday.
Papa Joe performed the non-denominational ceremony, at last making use of the ordained minister status he acquired by answering an ad in the back of Penthouse. Pete celebrated at the reception by getting drunk and making out with
Benji Madden. Ashlee stood around most of the time not making eye contact with anyone. Joe merely sat in the back of the room petting his shotgun and smiling.