Monday, May 12, 2008

A Gremlins-Themed Wedding for Ashlee and Pete?


Emo faggot Pete Wentz and his sham girlfriend Ashlee Simpson are planning on getting married soon. Pete spoke about the impending nuptials recently, and said he and his dimbulb fiance were considering a very special theme for their very special day.

"I think we're going to have our theme based around Gremlins 2! We could have it take place in a mall and there could be little green naked monsters running about! We could even have Gizmo as a guest!"

You think Pete only said that in jest...but don't kid yourself. He and Ashlee are plenty lame enough to do that for real.

I personally would go with the X: The Man With X-Ray Eyes theme. Everyone would dress up like Ray Milland and pretend they could see through each other's clothing. It would be awesome.