Friday, May 16, 2008

Gretchen Wilson Graduates from High School. Take That, Spears Family!


Country skank Gretchen Wilson has graduated from high school at the age of 34.

Damn man...I've heard of people getting held back a couple times, but that's ridiculous.

Actually, Gretchen dropped out in the ninth grade because of "family problems," but decided to enroll in an adult education program so that she could get her diploma.

So much work for nothing Gretchen...you should've just broken into someone's house, stolen their diploma and changed the name on it. You wouldn't think white trash like Gretchen would need something like that explained to her.

I shouldn't joke though...it's really a great accomplishment for Gretchen to graduate high school. No one else in her family had ever done it (one uncle almost made it but had to flee the state when the cops found his meth lab).