
Brad and Angie's adopto-kids have developed some curious notions about what's going on inside their pregnant faux-mommy's womb right now.
"The kids are excited and they are starting to understand about me being pregnant," Angelina explained. "We’ve had it before with Shiloh so they know what’s going on."
Their understanding would, however, appear to be incomplete. Angie says:
"Zahara pretends she’s pregnant too and says she has an animal in her tummy. She says the piggy is making her eat all the chocolate brownies! And Pax says he’s got a baby monkey inside him! So it’s really fun in our house at the moment."
That's fun? Those kids sound disturbed.Zahara is clearly messed up about being the only black kid in the Rainbow Brood (hence her belief that the "piggy" is eating chocolate brownies), and Pax is obviously repressing some awful memory of being attacked by a monkey back when he lived in his Southeast Asian shithole home before being rescued by the big crazy white lady with the alien arms.
And God only knows what sick shit is in Shiloh's head. Probably nightmares about Steve McQueen movies.