Gwyneth Paltrow is in V magazine talking about her stupid life that no one cares about. Among the topics discussed: her dietary habits.
"I haven't eaten meat for about fifteen years. I eat fish, a little bit of dairy – not much milk – but I love cheese. We'll make chocolate chip cookies and eat them, but sugar makes me feel pretty bad. I have coffee and wine. I've got lots of lovely vices!"
Cheese? Chocolate chip cookies? Coffee and wine? Holy shit Gwyneth...you are a crazy woman. What other fucked up stuff do you do? Inhale oxygen? Exhale carbon dioxide?
Why, oh why, do these asshole celebs all think their completely normal activities are matters of such fascination to everyone? "We'll make chocolate chip cookies and eat them." What the fuck else would you do with them? Use them as tiny frisbees? Tape them over your eyes and walk around saying, "I'm the Chocolate-chip-cookie-eyed monster from Venus?"
I know one thing...there are too many magazines. The world really only needs about four of them. After that it's just Gwyneth Paltrow talking about what food she ingests.
