40-year-old Nicole Kidman has been dumped as the (fake, Botoxed) face of Chanel in favor of 29-year-old French actress Audrey Tautou.
Apparently Chanel no longer wanted to be associated with a frozen-faced freak who only makes headlines anymore when her bodyguards beat up photographers or we find out she's no longer allowed to see her adopted kids because they've become Scientology drones.
It's all fine with me. But, one thing...Amelie sucked. Hard.
