Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice has declared its star patient, Angelina Jolie, safe from the prying eyes of paps.
"It is impossible to see into Mr. Brad Pitt and Mrs. Angelina Jolie's room," a rep for the hospital said. "So any picture released are either posed fakes set up by paparazzi or they are pictures of other patients. We hope this is clearly understood out of respect for all patients in this clinic."
Angelina's privacy has been secured, it's reported, via a special insulated window coating that prevents cameras from being able to see through. The other patients don't even have windows...just empty holes.
The city of Nice and the Lenval hospital are acting more star-struck than the most insane red carpet autograph fiend. I'm shocked the hospital hasn't booted all the other patients, and that the city hasn't had its name changed to Jolieville. I also wish the bitch would just have the twins because I'm sick to death of reading about her pregnancy. I swear, she's holding those kids in on purpose just to drive me insane.
