Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Richards Run Out of Town


Insane reality TV star Denise Richards has been forced to sell her Hidden Hills, California home after neighbors complained about her activities.

Issue #1: The havoc wreaked in the community by the TV crew always being around. Issue #2: Denise's menagerie of pigs and other animals.

"This is a gated community, not a zoo," one irate former Richards neighbor told the Star.

Los Angeles County Department of Animal Care + Control investigated, and told Richards she had to acquire a kennel license in order to keep her 14 dogs on the premises.

Unconditional love is great and all, but no one needs it that bad.