Laughing Through The Tears

The backlash over his sexual peccadilloes are providing Letterman with a whole new source of material. It was either mine that painful personal shit or bring back to the two goofy Indian guys.

Conan O'Brien is, right now, looking for an intern who will fuck him then go to the press. He's not having much luck. They're all freaked out by him. He may have to drug one and drag her off to a closet.

Letterman's Dirtbag Admission

David Letterman will do anything for ratings, including admit on-air that a CBS employee attempted to extort $2 million from him by threatening to reveal his affairs with female staffers at the network.

Let's see Conan O'Brien top that, bitches!

No, really, it's an awful thing. How terrible for a man to have to sit there and confess to being a typical heterosexual Alpha male. "Basically, if you have tits, and you wave them in my face, I will fuck you."

If it had been male staffers he was boning...now that would've been a story. And I'm guessing, in that case, he would've just paid the $2 million.

His image can stand a few flings with cute little female staffers. Full-on homosexual hijinks? Sarah Palin would've destroyed him.

Conan Conks His Cranium

Conan O'Brien has returned from the busted cranium incident that sent him to the hospital. Of course he exploited his own agony by showing the video. Turns out the "stunt" that nearly split his skull was a race against Teri Hatcher. I'm sure that, from now on, every time Conan races Teri Hatcher he will wear a helmet. That's something we should all remember, in case we ever end up in a similar situation. Or we could just spare our domes and shoot the bitch.

Hamm On Conan

Jon Hamm was on Conan O'Brien. On his show. Not on him. Hamm isn't into tall Irish guys. That I know of.

Twitter Angst

Conan O'Brien makes light of the Twitter outage. Apparently the whole thing was caused because some guy pissed off the Russians with his blogging about the unpleasantness with Georgia. I didn't know Putin was a hacker.

Oh, by the way, you can follow Crabbie on Twitter. It's actually quite fascinating. If you're slightly brain-damaged.

At Last, Sarah Palin Makes Sense

Someone finally makes sense of Sarah Palin. Thank you Conan O'Brien. Thank you short little wizened man who used to play the dashing, horny space captain.

Mike Myers is Awfully Demanding for a Little Canadian Twit

Mike Myers made no friends among Conan O'Brien's staff when he appeared on the hulking funnyman's late-night program last Wednesday.

The Love Guru star, reports Page 6, made backstage people nuts by sending them out for, "Silk nondairy creamer, Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer," then bitching when the seltzer they brought him was the wrong brand. Some poor sap then had to run out and get the correct brand of seltzer.

That's about the moment when I personally would've split the bastard's head open with a fire extinguisher. But then again I've always had anger issues.

In other news: Myers' new film The Love Guru is a huge box office bomb. I see Wayne's World 3 on the horizon. Or maybe he could go back to playing the nutty German guy with the monkey. He must've done something funny in his life that he could dig back up.

Werner Herzog On Conan

Conan O'Brien changed things up by having legendary director Werner Herzog on. Conan went over the predictable stories like the time Herzog ate his shoe on a bet with Errol Morris over Morris finishing his documentary Gates of Heaven. He should've asked Herzog about the time he and Morris were going to dig up Ed Gein's mother to prove their theory that Gein was trying to tunnel into her grave from other graves. Herzog showed up at the cemetery in the middle of the night with a shovel and a gun but Morris chickened out.

Harrison Ford Tackles Indiana Jones Trivia on Conan O'Brien

Ha ha...good one.