David Letterman will do anything for ratings, including admit on-air that a CBS employee attempted to extort $2 million from him by threatening to reveal his affairs with female staffers at the network.
Let's see Conan O'Brien top that, bitches!
No, really, it's an awful thing. How terrible for a man to have to sit there and confess to being a typical heterosexual Alpha male. "Basically, if you have tits, and you wave them in my face, I will fuck you."
If it had been male staffers he was boning...now that would've been a story. And I'm guessing, in that case, he would've just paid the $2 million.
His image can stand a few flings with cute little female staffers. Full-on homosexual hijinks? Sarah Palin would've destroyed him.
