Look At The Whore In Her Whore Clothes

"Tell whatever nasty skank churned out all them Jonas Brothers that I need some freshuns. I done already gone through the other eight. Yeah these boots are for stompin' on Demi Lovato's face. Ain't they cute? And shut the fuck up about my teeth or else I'll have my daddy sue you. Think he won't do it? I can make him do anything just by letting him sniff my pussy."

They Should've Stopped Pissing Off God

I'm pretty sure the gigantic Station Fire, which even as we speak is endangering communications towers on top of Mount Wilson, is the result of God's anger at all the decadence and evil of Los Angeles residents, especially the ones who work in the entertainment industry.

They had their chance to stop pissing off God, but no, they went on producing their pornography. Well they better get their act together quick and find someone to sacrifice and appease the Almighty. I nominate Miley Cyrus. Demi Lovato will do if they can't find Miley in time.

Why Children Shouldn't Be Allowed To Speak

Grinning simpleton Demi Lovato has folks whispering that she is fucking Miley Cyrus's disgusting tatted-down brother Trace.

"Trace is really one of my good friends," Demi told Twist Magazine when asked about the rumors. "People don't realize that he is really, really cool. And he is one of my good friends. I think we get along really well because he's someone who I can really talk to about a lot of stuff. We've both been through a lot."

What the fuck have you both been through? A bad hair day? Daddy not letting you use the car after you failed to take out the trash? What the fuck major tragedies have any of these little brainless assholes ever suffered? And why do people persist in asking these imbeciles questions about anything? They're children. Children have nothing worthwhile to say about anything. They have no useful life experience. They have not lived long enough to develop wisdom. Most of them can't even put three words together coherently. Just being famous does not make you worth listening to.

Every day I die a little more inside.

Don't Tell Miley

Taylor Swift hanging out with Demi Lovato? Miley is never going to speak to her again. Fucking bitch. Um...did they both go dyke?

Which Of These Things Is Not Like The Others?

Okay you've got Taylor Swift there, Demi Lovato, the Jonas Brothers, Ryan Seacrest hosting and...Lionel Richie? How the fuck did he get past security? Seacrest turned around and he was like, "Woah, Lionel. I thought you died five years ago in a horrible natural gas explosion at a homeless shelter." I'm glad to see Taylor Swift has gotten past her heartbreak over the one Jonas twit dumping her. Funny how fast we can put those things aside when someone offers us money to be on television.

Loser Wipes Out

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Demi Lovato wipes out while running around on-stage at a show in Chicago. Demi is Selena Gomez's friend and they rip Miley Cyrus. Or is she Miley's best friend and they rip Selena? I can't keep the Disney whores straight anymore. There are about a hundred of them and they all suck the Jonas Brothers' dicks.