Damage Control

Mark Wahlberg went on SNL to joke about being mad over last week's Andy Samberg skit lampooning him. People are saying the whole thing was a set-up to begin with but I don't believe it. I think Marky really was mad at Samberg and he let it bubble over in his Jimmy Kimmel appearance when he referred to Samberg's "big nose." And then people started telling him the "big nose" thing was going to get him in trouble so he decided to make amends for it. Note how, in the clip, he refers to Samberg's "big, beautiful nose." Lesson #1 about Hollywood: Don't piss off the Jews. Marky Mark knows this.

Good News for Lesbians

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are denying rumors that they've rekindled their romance. Lesbos are so happy to hear this. They want Sarah for their side really bad. It's not enough to have Anne Hathaway, who apparently likes getting it in the ass with strap-ons.

Single Silverman

Sarah Silverman has broken up with Jimmy Kimmel (yes I know it happened awhile ago...don't start). Hetero males all supposedly dig this chick because she farts and belches and tells dirty jokes. Really...you guys have such low standards. Anyway, I find her mildly amusing...more so when she's dissing Paris Hilton to her useless wonky face. She's no Phyllis Diller though.

Maggie Fugs Up Kimmel

Being in a blockbuster means doing the talk show circuit. All actors hate this, but it's doubly bothersome for Maggie Gyllenhaal, the noted academic, who is forced to suffer inane questions that are far beneath her. She tries very hard to be charming and cute but you can tell she just wants to get away. Nice Kimmel line about Katie Holmes being abducted.

Jimmy Kimmel F**king Ben Affleck Vid. Holy Crap, Harrison Ford Is A Homo!

Sarah Silverman's Video With Matt Damon

It's pretty funny.