This Could Be Anything

Wrestling match? Rough sex? Delirium brought on by ingestion of salt water?

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Redneck wedding pictures. Sorry, nothing Spears-related.

The Dirty Disher presents Woody Harrelson's naked ass. This made her so hot but she won't admit it.

7 Toilets You've Never Seen Before. I don't want any of them. The elephant one might come in handy for Kirstie Alley.

Why Are Women So Much Louder in Bed? I know nothing about this.

Crabbie's favorite movie critics, The Geezers, destroy George Clooney's Leatherheads.

Time names the Top 25 Blogs. Maybe next year they'll do the top 25,000,000 and Crabbie's Hollywood will sneak in. Or not.

Swedish professor wants to ban ice cream trucks. Socialists man...

Owen And Woody Are Pals

Owen Wilson is hanging out with Woody Harrelson. In Peru.

The fast way of killing himself didn't work, so Owen's going with the slow way.

Seriously, where the hell is Owen's support group? Why not just hand Owen a big pile of drugs and a gun and a picture of Kate Hudson kissing whatever dope she's been kissing lately? Or give him a gift certificate from a mall in Omaha? Or just push him the fuck in front of a bus?

Natural Born Nitwits

Jennifer Aniston and Woody Harrelson shoot a wedding scene for their new movie Management. Ah Jen - might as well enjoy the fake one, cause you're never having another real one. Unless you just decide to marry a plumber or something.