Owen Wilson is hanging out with Woody Harrelson. In Peru.
The fast way of killing himself didn't work, so Owen's going with the slow way.
Seriously, where the hell is Owen's support group? Why not just hand Owen a big pile of drugs and a gun and a picture of Kate Hudson kissing whatever dope she's been kissing lately? Or give him a gift certificate from a mall in Omaha? Or just push him the fuck in front of a bus?
