Poshy's Boobs May Be Of Alien Origin

"Good mornin', Good mornin'! We've talked the whole night through, Good mornin,' Good mornin' to you."

"Hey Beldar. What kind of material is this?"

"I don't know Klaatu. But it's making me harder than Jake Gyllenhaal at the starting line of the Tour de France."

Tara Reid Admits Her Boob Job Was Bad. And the Sun Rises in the East Too, By the Way.

"Actress" and well-known drunk Tara Reid is coming clean about her notoriously hideous boob job.

"My breasts were uneven," says Reid about her now-refurbished rack. "My skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them . . . but I didn't do my research."

How heroic of Tara - first to admit that she had the boob job (which is more than that spineless Britney Spears will ever do), then to concede that she entered into it without really thinking. If more young women showed the character that Tara is demonstrating by making these stunning personal revelations, well, I think the world would be a better place (and there would be a lot fewer ugly breasts out there, like these and these).