Poshy's Boobs May Be Of Alien Origin

"Good mornin', Good mornin'! We've talked the whole night through, Good mornin,' Good mornin' to you."

"Hey Beldar. What kind of material is this?"

"I don't know Klaatu. But it's making me harder than Jake Gyllenhaal at the starting line of the Tour de France."

Posh Likes Burlap

Fashionista/failed science experiment Posh Spice Beckham shows up at Nobu Berkeley in London clad in a dress that only hours earlier was being used to store potatoes. So this is the sort of thing a person wears if they're stylish. I'd hate to see what Posh would wear if she didn't have any taste.

Posh Will Never Sing Again. She Will Continue Yelping Every Time David Steps on Her Tail However.

The world's ears are breathing a sigh of relief after Posh Spice's announcement that she is done with the music business.

"That's in the past," says Mrs. David Beckham of her entertainment career. "I was an okay singer and an okay dancer, and I had to work at it."

Posh says she will now be focusing all her energies on her fashion career. Her first line of casual wear for women and squirrels will be coming out later this year.