Maguire's woman looks hard-ass to me...vaguely truck-driverish, definitely some lesbian stuff in her life at one time. You think she slaps Tobey around? You think he likes it? I think he's a freak. I think he likes stuff we don't really want to know about. I think his bitch is up for anything. I think she whips out the strap-on and gives it to Tobey right in his ass...while he's wearing the Spider Man mask. "What's your Spider Sense telling you know fucker!"
Dear guys: I dig that you're young and hip and happenin' but do you think you could tone down the junkie-lovers bit just a little? Sid and Nancy were a long time ago and, hello, they were people someone actually gave a shit about. Plus I don't really think this one's going to end in murder. Your whole bit is so carefully cultivated and phony it actually makes me sad.
Question: If Brad wins some kind of award for the Benjamin Buttmunch thing, will Angie immediately dump him or will she wait a decent interval? Question: When Brad gets dumped, will he seek custody of Zahara or just kidnap her? Question: If Brad Pitt moved in next door to you and started sitting in a park bench near the kids' playground, would you become suspicious? Question: Should I have the giant festering mole on my left forearm looked at or just leave it alone? Question: I should stop picking at it shouldn't I?
