Janet Jackson has been telling her friends that she's pregnant. So that means she's either knocked up or is just really a jerk to her friends. I hope Janet knows that, if she has a little boy, Uncle Michael is not a good option as a babysitter. "Come on over here and sit on my lap little nephew. Be careful with Uncle Michael's nose though." I think it's fantastic that we live in such a wondrous modern age where trannies can now have babies.
I'm at the point now where I absolutely can't stand Will Smith and his family. Especially that Jaden kid. That little fucker clearly needs to be taken down several pegs. Now he's going to be a child-star I suppose and we'll be looking at his stupid face and stupid hair from now until the drug overdose. Sometimes I wish I didn't have a computer or a TV or even a radio or eyes. The one saving grace here is that the girl appears far too ugly to ever get into movies. Good. She can go to MIT or something and become a physicist. World needs those too.
Can't decide if Jake is still hot. Liked him better before he started sticking it to that midget Witherspoon. I could use more pictures of him with the long hair. I'm still waiting for that stranded-on-a-desert-island film starring him and Hugh Jackman. I bought a tent so I could camp out in front of the theater like some Star Wars dork.
Demi Moore wasn't old enough for Ashton Kutcher...he's traded her in for semi-fossilized political hustler Arianna Huffington. It was Ashton's lifelong dream to fuck someone who'd been fucked by Marshal Tito.
The governor of Illinois, Rob Blagojevich, has been arrested by federal agents who accuse him of trying to sell Barack Obama's vacated Senate seat. I wonder what made them suspect him? It couldn't have been the dickhead haircut. Seriously...even John Edwards thinks that guy's hair looks douchy. They should put this guy in a cell with Michael Vick and give Vick a whole case of Viagra.