Friday, May 2, 2008

Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher Bury the Hatchet (Not in Each Other's Heads)


What the hell...I thought Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher were feuding. Cameron was mad because Kutcher let slip that she was getting medical attention in the wake of her father's untimely death. Guess they patched things up.

Oh wait...they're promoting a movie. So it's a fake, studio-enforced burying of the hatchet. As soon as they're no longer required to pretend to like each other, Cameron will go back to wanting to deep-fry Ashton's balls.

She'll have to get them from Demi first. Actually, I think Demi has one and Rumer now has the other.