Cheap Angelina Jolie knock-off Megan Fox was reportedly once banned from Wal-Mart for shoplifting lip gloss.
"Megan was quite a rebel growing up," a source told the National Enquirer. "She thought she could get away with anything, and definitely had sticky fingers.
(Her fingers weren't all that was sticky I bet.)
"She would pocket things like candy and gum from convenience stores," the source continued, "but Megan's shoplifting days were quickly put to an end when she got busted for heisting a $7 tube of lip gloss from Wal-Mart.
"At first, Megan denied it. Even after they told her they caught her on surveillance video, Megan still tried talking her way out of it. But when they threatened to call the police, Megan broke down in tears and confessed."
The shoplifting part is just lame...the part about her being reduced to tears after getting caught is hilarious.
Oh, let me tell you...don't fuck with Wal-Mart. They may seem cheerful, but don't let them get you in a backroom. You only think Guantanamo Bay is bad.
How lame. Megan Fox...master shoplifter.
By the way, Megan sweetheart...you may laugh at gilded butterflies, but we all laugh at featherheaded twats and their stupid tattoos.
