Thursday, May 15, 2008

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Break Up. Wait...They Were Together?

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have apparently broken up again. This news stunned me...because I hadn't realized they were actually together.

Clearly, these two are each other's crack. They want to get clean but they just can't stop going back for more. Unfortunately, every time their relationship goes bad, Owen ends up a babbling wreck with a bottle of pills in one hand and a dull razor in the other.

Hopefully this time Owen will be able to just let her go. I mean, honestly...is she that hot? I guess her booty is pretty tight...but come on. It's only a booty. Plenty of that walking around.