Monday, June 30, 2008

Courtney Love Can't Afford Cab Fare


Courtney Love hurt her foot while out shopping...so she had her friend wheel her home in a shopping cart.

This was not mere eccentricity on Courtney's part...it was financial necessity. The bitch is just too broke to afford cab fare. Apparently, selling Kurt Cobain's ashes netted just enough for her to pay off the drug dealers. Now she's flat busted again. Maybe she could take up with Pete Doherty, kill him, cremate him and sell his ashes? There's a plan.