Alleged funnyperson Kathy Griffin has revealed that she never went to bed with Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, whom she was supposedly dating for a significant period of time.
"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything!" Griffin said.
"The truth is, we really were friends the whole time."
So Wozniak had to hang out with you all that time and you never once gave it up for him? That's just cruel.
On second thought, Wozniak should count himself lucky. I couldn't imagine anything more terrifying than Kathy Griffin's vag. Except maybe her face.
