Matthew McConaughey was trying to hang 10 or whatever the hell they call it when some paps descended on him, ruining his vibe. Some of Matthew's fellow surfer drones then went after the paps and started beating the unholy shit out of them. This reportedly happened at least twice in the last couple of days. Apparently there were hospitalizations and arrests...I'd find the exact details but, frankly, I don't give a shit.
Those surfer folks have some weird tribal thing going on that scares me. It involves talking like Spicoli, eating seaweed and wasting your life on what your addled brain has convinced you is a spiritual quest. The quest for the perfect wave. Is that anything like my quest for the perfect bearclaw?
