Thursday, June 26, 2008
Barack Obama Attempts to Distance Himself from Stalkery Scarlett Johansson
Barack Obama doesn't want anyone thinking he's got some kind of Jungle Fever scenario going with busty starlet Scarlett Johansson.
Scarlett, who along with every other liberal pansy in Hollywood has been vocal in her support for Obama, claimed to have an "email relationship" with the candidate...but Obama takes issue with the word "relationship."
Barack says he received a single email from Scarlett, which was forwarded to him by his assistant Reggie Love, and sent a single polite response.
"I [wrote] saying, 'Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,' and suddenly we have this email relationship," Barack said.
"Email relationship" was Scarlett's own characterization. Clearly, bitch is obsessed. There's full-on Fatal Attraction-meets-Mandingo potential here...I hope.