Anne Hathaway's haste to get as far away from the Raffaelo Follieri situation as possible has reportedly forced her to abandon the former couple's 2-year-old labrador.
The dog, named Esmeralda, is said to be living at Trump Tower with Follieri's cancer-stricken mother Anna. "I feel bad for the dog," a source told Page 6. "She's a beautiful, sweet dog who probably greeted the FBI agents with her tail wagging."
Good one.
But seriously...Anne dear. I know you don't want to deal with any of that crap right now. I know you don't want to face the American press. I know you probably want to forget Raffaelo Follieri ever existed. But damn it girl...go pick up the fucking dog. Do you want PETA on your ass? Do you want to end up like Paris Hilton and the Olsen Twins? I didn't think so.
