Madonna and Guy Ritchie have decided to end their seven-year marriage. "They were both very calm," a friend revealed. "Madonna told Guy: 'I'm sorry, I want a divorce.' And he agreed. It was quite painless but very sad."
Richie allegedly still harbors hopes that the relationship can be salvaged (yet he gave in so easily?). He is also not expected to go after a big money settlement.
"Guy is a decent bloke, full stop," said a pal. "It's not his style to start profiteering from such sorry circumstances. He's got too much respect for his wife and children."
Plus he's afraid that Madonna will kick his ass.
Ritchie held on for 7 years with that insufferable monster. I say we give him an award...or a psychological evaluation. He certainly needs a thorough physical exam, and someone should definitely check him for lice.
For Madonna's part...she'll have a lot more free time now that she doesn't have to carry Guy. I'm sure she'll devote that time to a worthy cause...like her continued effort to convert the continent of Africa to Kabbalah.
