Brooke Hogan has chosen to address the public's disgust and outrage at widely circulated pictures of her vile father Hulk applying lotion to her ass.
"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car," the she-male said. "He used to change my diaper!"
He used to change your diaper...which is exactly why he shouldn't be touching your ass!
Besides which, there's a whole lot more than just ass-lotioning going on in those pictures. You may be an "old car" Brooke, but that doesn't mean daddy has any business sticking his finger in your tailpipe.
(By the way...John Graziano will never get to rub lotion on any skank's ass again. Just thought I'd remind everyone.)
