Midget actor Verne Troyer is suing TMZ for disseminating a tape of him doing sexual stuff with a regular-sized woman. I don't really get why. This is the best thing for his career since Mike Myers spotted him at the Wizard of Oz convention. And it's even better for his reputation as a man. He should leave it alone.
By the way, I've heard that there's another Troyer sex tape. This one involves a gerbil costume and Richard Gere.
