Pumping out a couple of kids has clearly not mellowed Jennifer Lopez - her bitchiness and monstrous sense of entitlement remain intact. An account of J-Lo's recent trip to the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset's Miracle Mile (via Page 6):
[Jennifer] demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, "Absolutely not." Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing.
It never ceases to amaze me that a person who became rich and famous essentially for having a big ass can be so convinced of their superiority. Honestly Jennifer...what have you ever done? You danced on TV. You were in a few terrible movies. You made plastic music. And yet the world is supposed to bow to you like royalty?
George Carlin is dead but Jennifer Lopez lives on. Where are those fucking razor blades?
