A study by the Baker IDI Heart and Diabetes Institute concludes that the nation of Australia has officially become the fattest on earth, with 26% of the adult population qualifying as obese.
Australia overtakes the United States, which falls to second on the blubber chart, with only 25% of adults tipping the scales above the official fat-ass threshold.
“If we ran a fat Olympics, we’d be gold medal winners as the fattest people on earth at the moment,” said Aussie professor Simon Stewart.
A fat Olympics? Yeah, that would be hilarious. Big fat people trying to run, their faces turning purple and sweat pouring down, and big fat fuckers keeling over and dying.
And no assholes, the Crabster is not that fat...only a little thick. So save it okay shitfaces?
