Dane Cook was found guilty of allowing his dog to shit all over his apartment building and now the alleged comedian has been officially evicted. Don't think Dane left without a fight though. The imbecile reportedly pleaded with the judge to let him stay in the apartment, claiming his eviction caused him "emotional hardship" and that - get this - the apartment "inspired him creatively." Oh get over it Dane - you can steal jokes any old place.
