30 Rock must've won a bunch of Emmys or something. I'd be careful giving one of those statues to Baldwin - those wings, or whatever the fuck they're supposed to be, look pretty sharp. "You rude little pig. Eat this." Oh, sorry - I probably shouldn't joke about that. It's been revealed that Alec had suicidal thoughts in the wake of his outing as a colossal jerk who verbally abuses his child. Be a shame if Alec read some of this shit and got depressed and chugged a bunch of drain opener...(just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec just do it Alec)
