Former singer George Michael was busted Friday for crack and marijuana possession. Guess where he was when he was arrested? Yup - a bathroom. The London cops decided to let Michael off with a warning and he has since apologized for the transgression. How many times has he been nailed for drugs and let off? I've lost count. Seems to me that, if this is all you're going to do with offenders, you might as well not bother having drug laws at all. Michael's probably pissed he didn't get thrown in prison. He's thinking of all the good ass-sex he could be having in there. I guess he'll just have to kill someone or spit at the Queen or something.
