Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are denying an internet rumor that they split up. This rumor is supposedly "swirling around" the web. It must be swirling around a part of it that I never go to because I didn't see it. Anywhere. And neither did The Dirty Disher. So who is reporting this rumor? Or is it some deal where you say there's a rumor so you can then deny the rumor. Cause you haven't gotten enough run lately and you wanted to see your faces all over Entertainment Tonight. Whatever. I'm sure we'll know it if Brad and Angie really do break up. Cause Just Jared will post his suicide note.
