Clay Aiken reportedly received $500,000 to admit his gayness to People magazine. A Crabbie exclusive: Someone also offered
Rosie O'Donnell a jelly doughnut to admit she's a fat loud-mouth. Another magazine gave
Sarah Palin a foot massage in exchange for her admission that she doesn't know jack shit and the whole vice president thing is a gigantic put-on.
For another $500,000, would Clay also admit he's a tremendous asshole?