Travis Barker, former Blink 182 drummer and known sex partner of Paris Hilton, has reportedly survived a plane crash that killed at least four people in South Carolina. The Learjet apparently failed to take off as planned, rolled off the end of the runway and through a fence, hit an embankment and caught fire. Reports say former Nicole Richie fuck-partner DJ AM was also on the plane and also survived. Speculation was initially flying that former Jane's Addiction singer Perry Farrell was among the dead but it's since been confirmed that he was not on the plane. The two survivors are both in critical condition at the burn ward. Be a shame if all Travis's lovely tattoos burned off. I'll be back with an update if either Barker or DJ AM croak it or if there were other famous people on the plane who are now dead. Otherwise fuck it.
