Charlize Theron took time out from flogging her dreadful looking moving The Battle in Seattle to randomly attack MTV's absurd faux-reality show The Hills. "I realized that this fucking show is huge," Charlize said. "Now I'm going to ask you a question: Why? Why is it so big? It's about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that Reindeer Games was a piece of shit. That's totally fine.
"But The Hills is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that's real, but I don't get it! [Pause.] I am a nana. I'll just take it. I am a nana. Maybe I need to watch the shows some more."
Actually, I'd rather tell you Aeon Flux, North Country and The Legend of Bagger Vance were pieces of shit. And The Cider House Rules. And The Astronaut's Wife. And that thing with Keanu Reeves where you were Sandy Dennis. Yeah, and Reindeer Games and that unholy disaster with you and Courtney Love. Jesus, you've made a lot of bad movies Cha Cha. But we love you anyway and you know why? You're crazy but you're not stupid. You're like Sharon Stone before she went completely off the rails and started insulting Chinese people and waving her cooch in her own adopted son's face. A smart person can't survive in Hollywood without being utterly bonkers...and smoking tons of pot. So no, don't bother watching The Hills anymore - you got the gist.