Lindsay Lohan is so afraid of her wacked-out father that she's reportedly getting a protection order taken out. Page 6 says Dina and Ali have already gotten similar orders - but what about little Trig or Puck or whatever the boy's name is? No one cares what happens to him because he's not famous. He's the "normal" Lohan. Well, someone has to be. Frankly, if anyone needs protection against Michael, it's Samantha Ronson. He doesn't like her. There could be some kind of knife-fight in an alley over this. My money's on Ronson - she's younger and quicker and you know she's cut her share of people in the past.
