Sunday, September 21, 2008
Role Models
Sick redneck Billy Ray Cyrus and his slutty spawn Miley are engaged in epic warfare with Disney over the future of Miley's show Hannah Montana. Basically, Billy Ray and Miley don't want to do the show anymore, but it's such a cash-cow for Disney that they refuse to let them just walk. Billy Ray and Miley have decided to deal with the situation by being complete cocks. Miley's been such a bitch to her co-stars and crew that, reportedly, a lot of them won't even speak to her anymore. Disney has countered by attempting to extend the show's run beyond the originally planned number of episodes. The Cyrus revolt is allegedly being orchestrated by Billy Ray who thinks there's more money to be made in tours and albums - not just Miley's but his own. Yes, the man who gave us "Achy Breaky Heart" is planning to take advantage of his daughter's fame by resurrecting his own lame career. Nothing like living off your children. I would hope for Miley's little fans to rebel against her now but unfortunately they're all mindless drones. This little girl is an insufferable twat. I wish she'd been in the plane with Travis Barker and DJ AM.
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Billy Ray Cyrus,
Miley Cyrus