Gwyneth Paltrow has launched a new website called Goop.com. The site's purpose, according to the landing page, is to "Nourish the inner aspect." Little icons across the top of this page seem to promise various experiences but they all lead to the same text, written by Paltrow or someone claiming to be Paltrow. I now share with you the wisdom reflected here:
My life is good because I am not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard. I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and nice.
Over the years, I have tried lots of different things. I have made lots of mistakes. But I have figured some things out in the process and I would like to share them with you. Whether you want a good place to eat in London, some advice on where to stay in Austin, the recipe I made up this week, or some thoughts from one of my sages, GOOP is a little bit of everything that makes up my life.
Make your life good. Invest in what's real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you've never been to. Learn something new. Don't be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great.
And you needed to start a whole website for this? You could've just opened a Twitter account. No one cares anyway, fake-Limey bitch.
