Stop Messing With Me

British tab The Sun took time off from documenting Lily Allen's every move to announce that Eddie Murphy has been chosen to play The Riddler in the highly-anticipated third installment of the Batman series. Director Christopher Nolan had originally wanted Johnny Depp for the part but was then hit in the head with a bowling ball and got the idea to cast Murphy. The same story says boring Oscar-winner Rachel Weisz will play Catwoman - not Cher as had been deliciously rumored. And for Robin? Of course...Shia LaBeouf. Won't be any vaguely homo-erotic energy between him and Christian Bale. Why not just go totally lametastic and cast Kevin Federline as the Penguin?

Cher Lives

Cher has spent the last couple weeks reminding us that she's still on the earth. First she talked about going out with Tom Cruise years ago, and also revealed that Sonny Bono was a Scientologist (as well as a really bad skier). Then Cher decided to show up for the Grammys.

Somewhere there's a dog without any hair. All so Cher would have a wig to wear to the Grammys. Her face looks more real than Miley Cyrus's.



I did not photoshop that.