Sure, Whatever

Eminem isn't sure if that's Lady GaGa or the drugs kicking in. Note that he refuses to look. He heard the rumors about her having both parts, and he's afraid if he peers, he will get wood. He doesn't want to risk being turned on by anyone with a vagina.

Getting Tired

I love Sacha Baron Cohen almost more than I love orgasms, but the Bruno shtick, which basically involves Sacha dreaming up new ways to make people look at his junk, is beginning to tire out. Thankfully the movie releases soon and the promotional blitz will finally end. Then Sacha can take a nice long vacation with his boyfriend Eminem. It's okay Sacha, I won't tell Isla.

Is He Just Pretending?

Sacha Baron Cohen really enjoys dressing up as Bruno, the gay character he plays in his upcoming movie. Really, really enjoys it. Almost enough to make one suspicious.

Hmmm...and then there was that whole bit with Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards. That was just for yuks? And Cohen's frolic with Ken Davitian in Borat. And that time I caught him humping George Michael in the bushes. And that other time I went over to Boy George's house and found Sacha handcuffed to a radiator with fresh bruises all over him. And that other time - I get around - when I went to take a leak and there was Sacha sprawled on the tiles getting well and truly fucked in the ass by John Mayer. It's enough to make a guy wonder.

Humorless Putz

Actor Mark Wahlberg is all bent out of shape because Saturday Night Live made fun of him in the already semi-legendary "Barky Bark and The Donkey Bunch" skit starring Andy Samberg. Said Wahlberg when asked about the clip by the New York Post's Reed Tucker:

Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. And "Saturday Night Live" hasn't been funny for a long time. They've asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don't even know who's on the show now.

Sour grapes Marky. Just like when Eminem pissed you off years ago on MTV by bringing up your early Marky Mark persona. Why are you so keen to disavow that part of your life anyway Marky? Is it your way of acknowledging that your whole white rapper phase was unbelievably douchey and lame? You're still a douchebag Marky...a completely humorless putz like Kanye West. You think the sun rises and sets in your ass and if anyone deigns to mock you it's some kind of crime against humanity. Well get over it. Samberg nailed you. The skit is hilarious even if it makes no sense. There's no sadder trait in a human being than the inability to laugh at oneself, and you clearly possess this trait Marky.